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01 / THE WORLD’S MOST BIASED SCORE CHECK
LOS ANGELES STATE OF MIND

Did the Giants lose?

CHECKING.

Let’s check the receipts.

Checking the Giants’ latest game. We save the gloating for an official final.

Test your rivalry IQ ↗
THE DAILY VERDICTADMIT ONE HATER
SAN FRANCISCO
Giants
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OPPONENT
To be confirmed
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OUR COMPLETELY UNBIASED ANALYSIS
Please hold your applause.
Connecting to MLB scores…

HISTORY. SELECTIVELY ENJOYED.

The Petty
Archives.

60 receipts.
Zero regrets.

EXHIBIT 01 / 2021

107 wins. One very blue exit.

The 107-win Giants were eliminated by the Dodgers, 2–1, in Game 5 of the 2021 NLDS.

OUR TAKEAn incredible season. We especially enjoyed the ending.
INDEPENDENT. UNOFFICIAL. INCREDIBLY INVESTED.IT’S A RIVALRY THING. ↙
02 / MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

BLUE HEAVEN.
A LITTLE PETTIER.

The score is only half the fun. Test your memory. Stock the group chat. Be insufferable, respectfully.

THE RIVALRY POP QUIZ3 QUESTIONS / ALL PRIDE

Know your lowlights?

Three moments from the archives. Pick the year. No clock, no pressure. Your Giants friend never has to know.

THE GROUP CHAT BULLPEN

Always have
a comeback.

Original one-liners. Warmed up and ready to send.

I respect your right to root for the wrong team.

Keep it about baseball. Friends first. Rivals a very close second.

03 / THE UNOFFICIAL UNIFORM

GOOD TASTE.
QUESTIONABLE MATURITY.

The first collection is in the works. For the ballpark. And that one friend who insists orange is a good color.

The Original Club Tee

COMING SOON

Warm cream / Loud opinions

The Smug Club Cap

COMING SOON

Rivalry blue / One-size attitude

The Petty Little Sticker Pack

COMING SOON

Four stickers / Zero subtlety

A FIRST LOOK AT THE COLLECTION. NOT YET FOR SALE.100% UNOFFICIAL ENERGY.
Our smug baseball mascot gives the rivalry a thumbs up
04 / A PERFECTLY REASONABLE OBSESSION

LOVE THE GAME.
LOVE L.A.
ENJOY THEIR LOSSES.

Some rivalries run deep. Ours apparently needed a website. This is a little corner of the internet for big Dodgers energy, friendly trash talk, and the beautiful art of being just a little too invested.

All in good fun. Mostly.
05 / BAD NEWS FOR SAN FRANCISCO

The Petty Post.
Special delivery.

Postgame pettiness. Fresh drops. The occasional reason to text your Giants friend. A little rivalry, straight to your inbox.

TO: OUR KIND OF PEOPLE
FROM: YOUR PETTIEST FRIENDS
THE PETTY POST / A TASTE OF WHAT’S COMING

Rivalry delivered.
Subtlety not included.

Dear people with excellent taste,

Some people collect stamps. We collect reasons to text our Giants friends.

Welcome to The Petty Post: a little postgame gloating, the occasional trip through the archives, and first looks at the club’s upcoming merch.

“We’re trying to be mature about this.”
— No one here, ever.

Wear blue. Hydrate. Keep the trash talk friendly.

With unreasonable commitment,
The GiantsSuck.com fan club

THE FINE PRINT, WITHOUT THE DRAMA

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